The Double Life of Your Mohalla!
Why Your Neighbors Hate You (And Secretly Dance to Your Beats)
Let’s be honest.
Jab bhi tu party karta hai — ya kisi party se thoda zyada excited hoke late aata hai — har koi kehta hai:
“Bhaiii kyaa party thi broooo…….LITTT.”
But at the same time, there’s always that one Padosi Uncle shouting:
“Yeh kyaaa roj ka laga rakha hai……band karo isse!” Why your Neighbors hate you ( and secretly dance to your Beats )
That man is the one and only: Sharma Uncle.
They act like they’re fed up with your parties…
But deep down?
Bhai, they’re vibing harder than the people who got invited.
Scene set tha — bhai ke cousin ka birthday.
Full farmhouse mode:
LED lights, a DJ from Delhi, a snacks table full for the aunties, and a dance floor jam-packed.
And of course — Audiotone PR-22PRO DJ mixer, blasting beats smoother than butter.
Connected to the beast — XH Series AD-16000 Amplifier.
And mic pe commentary chal rahi thi, full shaayari mood mein — thanks to UHF-450AD wireless microphone.
Aur woh ek ladka?
Har baar 3 peg ke baad Hrithik Roshan ban jaata hai — aaj toh full “Bang Bang” mein tha.
Shaam shaandar thi.
Aur jaise hi 10:45 PM pe beat drop hua:
“Tumse milke dil ka hai jo haal Sajnaaa…”
Bas. Mohalle ka kaan-phaad moment aagaya.
Enter: Sharma Uncle.
Vest, lungi, aur “main complaint likhwa doonga” wali body language.
“Yeh koi tareeka hai? Raat ke 11 baj rahe hain. Mujhe sone do!”
Aur tu?
Half-laughing, half-panicking, mummy wale sanskaar activate karke bolta:
“Sorry Uncle, bas 5 minute… bass kam kar rahe hain…”
Speaker pe chadar daal di… jaise AD-16000 amplifier kapde se chup jaayega.
Uncle ne dhamki di:
“Society office mein complaint jaayegi.”
Aur chale gaye…
But wait for it.
12:15 AM.
Wahi Sharma ji terrace pe spotted hue…
Low-key Garba step maarte hue.
Haalaat toh yeh thi ki Lagaan ka Kachra bhi bole:
“Uncle ka footwork dekho!”
What’s Going On?
1. “It’s too loud” = But beat drop ka exact timing pata hai
Bahar bolte hain “Nuisance”,
Andar dil se gaate hain “Naatu Naatu” with perfect lip-sync.
Aur bass drop toh bhai woh tab tak ginte hain jab tak PR-22PRO mixer ka fader hilta hai.
2. “Loafer bacche har din party karte hain” = But outfit details yaad hain
Next morning sabzi market mein aunty ki gossip:
“Woh blue dress wali ladki toh kal phir aayi thi…”
Arre aunty, aap toh Sharma ji ke saath complaint file kar rahi thi na?
3. “Total nuisance” = But dil mein bolte hain “Mujhe bhi bula le re…”
It’s not hate.
It’s FOMO.
Tu vibe mein jee raha hai…
Woh pressure cooker ki seeti baja rahe hain.
Let’s Be Honest… We’ve All Been There
Jo aunty plates bang kar rahi hoti hai na,
Wohi secretly DJ ka visiting card maangti hai:
“Beta, woh DJ ka naam kya tha? Audiotone PR-22PRO chalaya tha kya?”
Jo uncle kehte hain “Bakwas hai”
Wohi mic quality pe baat karte hue kehte hain:
“Beta, yeh kaunsa microphone tha? UHF-450AD hi lag raha tha mujhe…”
Teri party, unka secret crush hai.
Na ignore hoti hai, na invite milta hai.
Bas terrace se hi guest list mein ghus jaate hain.
Next Time You Plan a House Party…
Bhai, volume 11 ke baad thoda dhyaan rakhna.
Matlab, full-on junglee nahi chahiye – warna Sharma uncle ka blood pressure spike maar dega.
Par haan…
Apni vibes mat dabaana.
Aur party mei jrur se audiotone ka
XH Series AD-16000 ka bass
+
PR-22PRO mixer ka flow
+
UHF-450AD mic ki clarity
Sharma uncle ka bhi inner Govinda activate ho jaayega.
Aur jab Sharma uncle phir se gate pe tapak jaaye na,
Bas ek Red Bull pakda ke bol dena:
“Uncle, bass ka corner aapke liye reserve hai.”
Kyunki andar se…
Jo bhi kehte ho, unki kadvi shakal ke pichhe…
Woh sab tujhse irritate toh hain… par tere beats pe secretly thirak bhi rahe hain.